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Grandma, I'll take you till here.
What did you call me? (What are you called?)
My name is Hong Li Jin.
Who asked you that? I'm saying, what did you call me?
Grandma.
Who's grandma? You should call me older sister!
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
No! Others can't know I look like this.
- We already look like this, so who would recognize us? - Still!
Shen Xi?
Thank God it isn't Tang Tang.
Lin Yu Tang, Shen Xi is here.
- Xiao Xi?- Boss.
Why are you with Shen Xi?
- We met coincidentally. - Coincidentally? And you two are dressed the same.
I can't get exposed to the wind because I have hives. That's why I became like this.
I'm afraid of getting infected.
Shen Xi...
Hey. Don't touch me because you might get infected, too.
Boss, I think I'd better get going first, then.
You're in the same group as me for the experiment. This is the data. Take a look at it first.
This is everything you like to eat. Eat more since you are sick.
Thank you, Tang Tang.
Eat it well.
We should get going now. Right, Shen Xi?
Hey, you guys!
So annoying.
Bye, Tang Tang.
If there's anything you need, call me.
I got it.
So risky. We almost got revealed.
This is inconvenient, and we'll grow old. We should think of a way quickly.
Don't get anxious. According to our degree of disturbance, we should still have seven more days.
Then what about after seven days?
We'll be dead.
Then shouldn't we be worried?
Given my brilliance, I can definitely think of a scientific solution for this problem.
- You found a solution, right? - No.
Then why are you being so smug?
You're so great? Then you think of a solution.
Don't think that you are the only person that knows science.
These few days, I've analyzed all the cases that can be found in the world.
I studied them seriously and took notes diligently.
- Television dramas?- Don't interrupt!
Even with so many sleepless nights and so many case studies,
I found an important conclusion!
And that is, at the right time,
at the right location, they did the right thing!
Didn't we try this method last time?
Last time, we only tried one situation. This time, we're trying every situation.
Return me my taiyaki!
The first one is ruled out.
Then should the second one be taiyaki?
In the future, you will be grateful for the decision you made today!
A scientific decision.
Don't insult science!
It's still as delicious as usual. There's no problem at all.
I think I know where the next problem is!
It must be the KTV!
It's obvious you just want to go sing.
Let's go, let's go.
What...
This... is it useful?
We should at least give it a try.
♪ La LAAA la la la la la la la la LAA ♪
♪ Reject porn. Reject gambling. Reject porn, gambling, and drugs ♪
No use.
Spit it out for me.
This. Is. No. Use!
Spit it out for me.
Sorry.
We failed again. Looks like the problem is with the stairs.
Enough. I'm not going to roll off the stairs with you. Even if you want to be idiotic, there needs to be a limit.
Hey.
Let go.
If it weren't for aging, being a guy is not too bad, either.
Also, I can live in the same room as Tang Tang.
Hey!
[Ying Hong Science and Engineering SchoolBiology-Lab Building]
My muscle's cramping.
If you want to kiss, hurry up.
I think we forgot something. That day, it rained.
We should still wait for the rain and then kiss.
This isn't your first kiss... is it?
How could it be? Aren't we just waiting for the rain?
It's raining.
You still don't admit.
Could it be that you still haven't kissed Tang Tang?
How could that be? He's my boyfriend.
You scared me. I thought I took your first kiss.
Actually... about this...
Tang Tang and I had made a promise.
Only on the day the raw rice gets cooked (first to have sex), can we...
Promise? Day the raw rice gets cooked?
You really haven't kissed?
Based on what you said, doesn't that mean I
took away the first kisses of both you and Lin Yu Tang?
Annoying.
I really am great.
Say, what are we to do if we can't switch back?
What will we do if we all die?
Tang Tang and I haven't gotten married, and I haven't even kissed him.
I was supposed to be happy.
You two haven't kissed, so can you even be considered a couple?
Does a couple have to kiss?
Is kissing to prove something?
Isn't it enough as long as everyone knows that we are a couple?
Has he admitted to it before?
He hasn't.
But... Tang Tang has always been good to me.
If he doesn't have a change in heart, neither will I.
If he's not prepared, I'm willing to wait.
I'm willing to wait forever. But right now...
I can't wait for long.
I can fall sleep within a second, so don't take it to heart.
Don't blame me if I fall asleep.
That's too fast, isn't it?
Not having a change of heart doesn't mean that he's fallen in love.
Fool.
Grandma, I will take you to here.
Who's a grandma? I'm an older sister!
So disappointed.
How did I fall asleep here?
Oh, no. I'm going to get demerit points for not going back to my hostel to sleep.
That isn't the worst part.
What happened?
How would I know?
- Then what do we do? - Go to the hospital.
- Let's go. - Hurry!
Doctor, please explain it to him again.
The two of you have too much opposite gender hormones in your bodies.
Try to interact more with the opposite gender, and look at their bodies regularly,
for it should be helpful in increasing the hormone levels in your bodies.
Did you hear what the doctor said?
- Do you want to replenish the hormones in your body?- Yes.
- Look at my face. Does the jab work?- Yes.
- Shouldn't you listen to the doctor?- Yes.
- Then why won't you get the shot? - I'm scared.
- Scared of what? - Scared that my muscles will be tensed after getting the shot, and I won't be able to walk.
- Your body? - Yes.
Then why didn't you say so earlier?
Hurry and get the shot! I'll be waiting at the door.
Why don't I carry you?
I know my own body the best. You definitely won't be able to walk back in this state.
I don't believe it. With my strong spirit,
how is it possible that I can't control the body of this useless person?
What's going on?
I forgot to tell you that the muscles in the other leg will also get tensed.
Back in elementary school, whenever I got a shot,
it was Tang Tang who took me home.
Come.
Go away. I insist on persevering.
What perseverance? In front of me,
why pretend to be a hero?
Aren't you afraid of being seen by Lin Yu Tang?
This isn't a drama, so how could there be such a coincidence?
Xiao Xi!
No way.
I looked for you all night.
You guys were together last night?
No-no-no, we just met.
I saw injustice on the road
and drew my sword to help.
Now that I've returned you to your rightful owner, I'll stop.
- Continue. - Hey!
I'll carry you.
Since you were young, your muscles would get tensed whenever you go for injections,
so why didn't you ask me to help this time?
I didn't expect myself to be so useless.
Be nicer to Tang Tang for my sake.
I got it! Pay more attention to your hormones standard!
Who are you talking to?
Another useless person.
I think my hormones level is extremely high now.
You're the opposite gender! Opposite gender! Opposite gender!
Boss, you are someone who eats delicacies, so you don't have to eat at buffets with us.
Enough said. I have decided.
You can carry out the task.
Boss, this is demeaning. Please think twice.
I only want to experience the hardships that my buddies go through.
If that's the case, take out the Four Treasures of the Study.
Boss, the main characteristics of eating at buffets is you'll get whatever you want.
All of these are our most sophisticated and newest inventories. Unopened.
Today, you can experience it.
Boss, please.
I shall not be courteous.
Since we're able to do it with Boss,
we feel very honored!
Together?
I've thought of a way.
Come with me.
Replenish my hormones.
Go quickly!
Should we continue?
Wastage is the biggest crime.
What's the matter?
Sit down.
What is this?
A method that gives us the best of both worlds.
Best of both worlds?
I don't understand it.
For us to change back, we have to undergo surgery.
I'm the only one who knows how to perform this surgery.
This contradiction may seem very irreconcilable, right?
But this is the method.
You mean you will teach me?
Stupid. Then no one can perform the surgery, either.
This book is the essence of all my research.
I want to use it to teach Lin Yu Tang.
No!
Afraid of death?
Afraid of scars?
Then what do you want?
What if I die on the surgical table? Tang Tang will feel remorseful for life.
If my girlfriend dies in my hands, it's right to feel remorseful.
- Settled.- Hey, hey!
Don't keep bullying me. You will get retribution sooner or later.
Why did you betray me?
What?
You... When did we get together?
Tell him.
"There are many ways that a girl and guy can confirm their relationship."
"Pay close attention to all of her minor changes."
- Did I? - Yes, particularly so.
Wei Ye, what are you guys talking about? Count me in.
Okay.
Wei Ye, where did you do your nails? So pretty!
I was bored. But this doesn't prove anything.
Don't be anxious.
"Besides that, if a man compliments a woman frequently
for more than a week, he likes her."
Wei Ye, where did you get this dress? It's so pretty, for it shows your figure.
Of course.
Your hair is permed so nicely. It makes your face looks exceptionally small.
Really?
What do I do? What do I do? I want it.
Please explain what you mean by you want it.
- I mean... - How much did you do behind my back?
What stage are you at with Shen Xi now? Tell me?
- I... - I won't listen, I won't listen.
Xia Wei Ye, let me be fair. I look like this, so I think He Zhi Zhou won't like me.
That's very fair.
Rubbish!
So, should we continue our relationship?
You don't have to be shy.
- I'm not being shy. - I understand.
It's fine if you don't want to tell me. We know it in our hearts.
From now on, you belong to me.
What?
No... Wei Ye. It's not like that.
Women are so troublesome.
Aren't you a woman?
I don't do that.
I think you are like that towards Lin Yu Tang.
How is that the same? I didn't declare
my relationship with him one-sidedly.
What about your marriage proposal?
I get it. You can walk back on your own.
It's so dark. Accompany me.
You are now a guy who is taller than 1.8m (~5'11").
Fine, you may go. I'll settle it by myself.
Tang Tang.
Tang Tang, why are you here?
Are you alright?
He Zhi Zhou, I don't know your background,
but I know what kind of person Xiao Xi is.
Ever since you've appeared, Xiao Xi has changed.
I grew up with Xiao Xi.
She's very naïve, and she believes other people's words very easily.
She is very cute, and she's worth loving.
Perhaps you fell in love with her, but please leave her alone!
Because she is...
Say it! Say it! Say it!
She is my girlfriend!
I finally get to hear it!
Kiss me, kiss me!
Tang Tang, are you alright?
Let me send you back.
♬ If I’m not defeated, you will be eliminated ♬
♬ Better not get my hopes up since I’ll fail no matter what ♬
♬ Your proud demeanor that's like a stupid child ♬
♬ You can’t follow the rhythm, but you keep moving ♬
Are you Lin Yu Tang's friend?
He left his car key on my bike.
Who are you?
Stay tuned! There will be more scenes at the end.
His colleague at the bar, Lin Chao Xi.
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully, joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
Do you still have any questions?
Doctor, we turned into each other because of some reasons.
But the strange thing is that the ways that our bodies speak are still the same.
What do you think is the reason?
You don't understand?
Do you perform tongue resection and corrective surgery? I don't want to use this idol drama accent anymore.
Why are you despising my accent?
I haven't despised yours yet.
I understand now. Correcting your accents, right?
For your condition, surgery isn't useful.
You can only sleep early, and reduce your alcohol intake.
Make friends with young fellows from the northeast.